May 2009
1 post
There's something in my big toe...
…and it hurts when I walk. Tangent Alert: I’m going to throw it out there that the big toe should be not only bigger but also longer than any other toe on your foot. If you disagree, then you’re a freak and probably broken. God should have either spent more time on you or your mom should have sought out a more distant relative at the family reunion before mating to create you. ...
May 26th