I just sat and listened imagining that, if TV were never invented, this would be the equivalent of listening to an episode of Law & Order over the radio, slouching in a chair before an oversized piece of electronics, staring into oblivion while sipping some hot chocolate and wondering how I could actually be doing something that mattered instead of sitting here and listening to this pointless garbage.

This is the profile page of my brother’s dog. I haven’t written on a human Facebook-user’s wall in a long time. Oh well, I guess that says something about me. Or Facebook. But probably me.

1. Kurt Russell reacts to a big screen clip of Bride Wars being shown. Surprising Best Actor Award in this picture: Kate Hudson, starring as someone who abandoned their child to attend a baseball game with her much more rich and much more famous daddy. Sorry, Kurt, but Best Supporting Actor nod went to the guy with the big ears — never overlook potential rain protection

2. Look at the old white guy that clearly wants to punch Spike Lee in this photo. He would probably sell this as a racist reaction to him getting a ball, but don’t ignore the fact that Lee leapt into the lap of a lady in a brown leather jacket to steal her souvenir (I love me some alliteration). I guess money can’t buy everything. Like a $15 baseball. Or class.

3. Matthew McConnaughy is a Yankees fan but not a fan of shirt-mandating dress codes.

• — Natalie Portman actress/vegan

Okay, so this is completely out of context, but I don’t feel as bad as I should for doing it. Here’s her whole article this was taken from. Intelligent, but will more than likely be remembered for this quote than for promoting an absurd concept like not eating meat. What would I put A1 on if not meat? Salad? Really, Natalie? Really?

Filmed in December 2007, this is an original video that serves to document the worst night I’ve ever had with alcohol since college. I don’t think this video has gotten nearly enough views for the time I put into editing the raw footage for this documentary. This video only tells half the story. If you’re kind, perhaps wernerpants or myself will fill you in on the aftermath…

*Although it was never completed, the trailer pretty much is enough to give you an idea of what happened.