Occasionally I stumble across an old notebook when I’m cleaning that will consist of old story ideas that I never completed, rap lyrics I made up in the shower, old jokes I wrote, or just incomplete thoughts I was hoping to record for use at a later time. Tonight I found a small notebook which included the following excerpts that stood out. 

Possible Invention: waterproof toaster (how would you even test this?)

Not Good Prank Ideas 
  - poke holes in my roommate’s condom stash
  - replace friend’s epilepsy medicine with Good n’ Plenty
  - murder dog

Apparently I was at a point in my life where these reminders had to not only be stated but also written down so as to not be forgotten. Good to know, past-Jeff.