Title: Teddy on his back, Penny in his back[ground]

Contemplating the subject of their dreams, I suppose that, while lying on his back, Teddy slips wistfully into an invented memory of a time when the backstroke was a viable alternative to the ever-popular “doggie-style” manner of swimming. Or perhaps he ponders the missionary position, curious what logistical benefits add to the carnal act, and why it remains all the rage among the bitches.